Monday, August 4, 2008

The Secret of Tibetan Marbles comes to Extreme Pizza!

Hi Everybody, It's Soloman Cake! Did you know that the United States Postal Service is actually a front organization NASCAR empathizes? It's true, and I've got the over-sized Styrofoam beer cooler to prove it. Wiping your nose and then playing a round of Street Fighter is a a real good way to maximize your tobacco profits, and Shirley Temple has the tits to match!
Oh my god, there goes the king of mop-town, Sade! Never have I seen so many fruit stands and not a whither-ed old white woman to enjoy them.
If you act real non-nonchalant about reciting the bible backwards, it almost seem like you are ordering cake mix from a catalog.

Thanks Everybody, I'm Soloman Cake!

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